What’s up with all of the commercials for male “enhancement”?

penile enhancement March 29th, 2009

Are there really that many guys out there whose wee-wee’s don’t work

They used to just advertise the erectile dysfunction pills on TV in the evening. Now there are ads on TV all day long. And my morning radio show woke me up to an add for “male enhancement”. Ew!!!

And they aren’t just promoting pills for erectile dysfunction. Now there’s stuff out there for stay-hard, “growth”, “performance”, and “sensation”. What next? Are they going to start advertising for the auto-suck during afternoon cartoons?

Personally, I never wanted to know this much about male penile behavior.

It’s to give Bob a new string of self confidence….

11 Responses to “What’s up with all of the commercials for male “enhancement”?”

  1. Chanteuse d' Opéra Says:

    No idea, but that little ditty they play during the commercials is annoying as hell.
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  2. PitbullMom Says:

    It’s to give Bob a new string of self confidence….
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  3. 23skidoo Says:

    They will be advertising vibrators and other clitoral stimulator's before long. Just mark my words.
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  4. chebrew2000 Says:

    I work in the healthcare field and the surgery schedule is full of penile straightening operations! How’d it get crooked?? WTF!! LOL!!
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  5. laurielynnx Says:

    lol it is horrible, but really no different than breast enhancement pills which i have seen advertised. the sad thing is is that they don’t work. men are just as insecure as woman.. but face it..society just isn’t as close minded to sexual things anymore
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  6. Saint Bull S Says:

    I have a small dysfunctional penis … where did you see these commercials? …. ;-)
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  7. Angelique Says:

    They don’t work, but alot of men wish they did, and probably women, too.
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  8. Jan Stolz Says:

    Its all about money, and how to soak the suckers to get it. That’s the bottom line.
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  9. AUTIEJELLY Says:

    I hear those commercials all the time on radio i hate them commercials
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  10. Magick Kitty Says:

    since much of a guy’s world revolves around his male part, it’s not surprising that there is so much advertizing for “enhancement” products.
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  11. Phil P Says:

    I hope no one becomes offended by this answer, and no one reports me to Yahoo! Answers. However, I think it is important to express my feelings instead of suppressing them.

    I do have a problem with the size of my (uh, how can I say this politely) male organ. It is not a laughing matter. I do not want to be ridiculed.

    My (uh, how can I say this politely) wee-wee is just too damn big. Even before I have an (how do I say this politely) erection, my male love organ reaches down to my ankle. In other words, my male organ of love is about 32 inches long. When I get weighed at the doctor's office, they can never figure out why such a slender (and sensitive) person should weigh so much.

    One problem is that I need specially fitted pants for this medical condition, and they are very expensive. Whenever I get home, I immediately turn on the TV looking for medical advertisements and, more important, infomercials to solve this dilemma. I search the internet and constantly ask questions in the medical section of Yahoo Answers to find a solution.

    When I call a toll-free number or send an email with regard to this medical condition, part of the problem is in the language itself. I usually have to repeat, "No, you don't understand.
    I don't need male 'enhancement'. I am already 'enhanced'.
    Do you have a product or some type of laser surgery for
    de-hancement?"

    Again, I am sorry if I offended anyone. Some people are so touchy about penises. Thank you for letting me confide in you. If you find any infomercials about this medical condition, please write down the toll-free number and send it to me.

    Thanks again for your understanding.
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